Ballerina……

Ballerina……

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady another drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
Source: Ballerina……

Restricted gsr 750

Restricted gsr 750

I’m thinking of buying a gsr 750, found out today that it’s restricted. Not sure if it’s factory restricted or otherwise. The seller has agreed to return the bike to full power. My question relates to whether or not this invalidates any manafacturesrs warantee if this work is not carried out by registered dealer. Bike has one year of manafacturesrs warantee remaining.
Source: Restricted gsr 750

chain link zvmx 530

chain link zvmx 530

Wondering if anybody would know where to get a zvmx 530 chain link at short notice in ireland, would need it before the weekend so of the shelf availability would be excellent!!

thanks in advance!

Source: chain link zvmx 530

Caliper rebuild day 3. More head wreck.

Caliper rebuild day 3. More head wreck.

Ok managed to drill out the bolts.
Got the caliper separated.
Next job is trying to get the pistons out.
Gobs***e here didn’t push them out fully before removing them from the bike.
Have been trying to get the farthest out piston out.
Using a mini vice grips with a old bike tube.
The f***er will not move. Flat out refusing to budge.
Once again.
Any tips?
Cheers for all the help.
Source: Caliper rebuild day 3. More head wreck.